Parachute bag


Get yourself a concealed carry bag made from recycled parachutes! Use them to conceal and protect your pop tops, duck calls, sunglasses, cell phones, knives or anything else that’s nobody’s business.


If people see you carrying around all your stuff completely exposed they’re going to think “man that’s a dude I wanna be like and hang out with. Next thing you know your cousin Dennis is dressing like you and wanting to come over all the time. Dennis chews with his mouth open and walks his cat on a leash; he’s not the type of fella you want sniffing around your dojo! If he asks what’s in the bag simply say “an ass whoopin”. He’ll carry on about his business and be none the wiser!



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